

Eric Cartman's Journal IDay one. Who cares about the date? We never get old anyhow...Or advance to the next grade...Eric Cartman's Journal I
Hello. My name is Eric Cartman. And I'm writing this journal, or diary if you will, on toilet paper, so that I have something to read while I'm crapping. Following the act of crapping, I will wipe my ass with the previous mentioned paper and then flush it down the toilet, so that Kenny can have something to read while he's scavenging for food in the sewers. And by the way, Kenny, I have a little dedication for you. And it starts like this: On a cold and gray chicago mornin A poor little baby child is born In the ghetto


Diary of an Unknown IIDay 2, April 5th 1994Diary of an Unknown II
Just a quick note to self: Man, you human being, if someone with the IQ of a world class physicist offers to discuss with you the principal of the soul, you go. You don't think about the fact that you haven't eaten in 16 hours, you just grasp the opportunity. Damn physical needs. As a military leader once said, "You can rest when you're dead!". Well, O self, You can bloody eat when you're starving to death..." Until then, resist, for God's sake...Africans can survive a couple of days without nothing but water and a few crummy crumbs. Ow wait...Did I just say water? A huuuge mistake. I think I'm just tired. M
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Devious Comments
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Pixels On A Screen
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Follow me into the dark, beyond the pale and into the kingdom. There awaits the Red Queen. Quick, into the thicket!
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Did you see the pool?
They totally flipped the bitch!
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... in bed.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
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"we no longer camp as for a night, but have settled on earth and forgotten heaven"
Thoreau
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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Autocriticism is the only path to evolution.
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Member of :- *Close-Ups ~cat-club-cat *Fujifilm-Club ~Nothing-But-Flowers
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Autocriticism is the only path to evolution.
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Valhalla, I am coming.
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La beauté nous interdit l'accès à une horreur fondamentale
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we have decided not to die, and by the three rituals, we thrive
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I am Edward Elric's Girl!!!!
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Autocriticism is the only path to evolution.
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a picture in time is a movement of the future
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... WAIT! Scratch that; cheese for no one! ='(
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"Tara why is it everything you say sounds dirty? I love it!" L Kenney
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Autocriticism is the only path to evolution.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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I will be putting a few more up tonight then more as the days go by
Thanks once again
Skottie
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Why does my foot hurt?
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im trying to see things from your point of view, but i cant stick my head that far up my ass.
a cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. moral of the story? a wet pussy makes a cock feel good
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Autocriticism is the only path to evolution.
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Autocriticism is the only path to evolution.
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... in bed.
What is broken every time it's spoken?
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